Blood Princes

[Svafa]

So in keeping with the cliches of the game.

-- You didn't really stab Kael in the face and loot his corpse, no no, that was his evil twin, Rodrigo! Tempest Keep was merely a set back!

-- Anub'Arak? Nope, didn't kill him in the 5 man, that was just another generic crypt lord who thought the crown looked cool and would wear it. The REAL Anub'Arak was hanging out beneath some construction site, baked out of his fucking spidery mind apparently.

-- Nefarion? No you didn't REALLY take his head cut it off and slam it on a spike or chain it up in the city, no no, that was his brother, DONALD. That's why he's in Cataclysm.

Is it any wonder that with such villians who refuse to die, (how shitty are we as heroes to not be able to tell when something is dead or just beaten to a pulp) 3 really annoying elves are baaaaaaaack, along with Kael's infamous line.



Ironic notes of the fight:

-- I was in charge of keeping balls from breaking, instead of busting them myself. I felt so dirty I showered afterward. (People will now quit reading the rest, picture me naked and wet, and go look at porn, while also hitting reply and demanding pics)

-- Fire, WAS GOOD TO STAND IN. My brain nearly melted from this as it took about 4 years to beat in fire bad, no standy in fire, into peoples heads.

-- Gnomes are unable to duck under shadowlances, and thus will get fucked REALLY fast without ''shadowy orb thingies''. I checked with 3 rocket surgeons, 14 scientists, and a golden retriever, that's the true blue technical name for them.

-- Using Heroism at 2% left on the bosses, makes that 2% go REALLY fast.

[Arieon]

I DEMAND PICS!

[dannie]

Grats all!

[Greyfoo]

/demandpics

[Kai]

I also must demand pics! =D